Evilcabamba Diary 1

It’s difficult to say, really, who ruined everything.

I mean, where the rot really set in.

Of course, there was that whole thing with the Spanish, and there has been that whole thing with the USA and its calculated plundering of the islands and continents sequentially, but I doubt that even these horrendous incursions, betrayals and greed-fests at the cost of the Simple Good People of the Quiet Earth were as diabolical as what you can witness right now, every day, in places like Vilcabamba, in remotest Ecuador.

In the very beginning, it was alcoholics and nature-lovers who settled in these little hamlets around the world. Looking for peace and quiet to set about their passions. Then it was property speculators, then online millionaires who’d made a killing with cacao beans and poisonous lies like Adyar Clarity, and were desperate not to have a single penny of their unworthy fortunes be wasted on American taxes, inflation and an unstable dollar.

These gross new rich ran like rats to developing nations where they could not only ‘roid up their fortunes on cheap living, but further propagate their lies about health, prospering from selling it in packets.

It’s a mystery to me, given that raw foodies, in general, are among the most wretched-looking specimens of humanity you can find outside of an actual war or drought zone. And they’re typically moody, elitist, prone to violent outburst and extremely, pathologically, ruthlessly greedy. I just love hearing Matt Monarch, the most grotesque of the millionaires who made their loot by exploiting the sick and spirituality lost with heath food cons, compared, for example, to a surfer.

It makes me hiccup on my green smoothie, given that, in real life here in Vilcabamba, where he lives in a luxury gated villa tended by maids and gardeners, (without any neighbours because he recently either evicted or betrayed them all) this battery-hen of a self-appointed guru on health, looks like he could barely lift a whole carrot, let alone a surfboard!

Matt and most of his high profile mates will do anything for your dollar, and your email address. With the tax-free unreglulated dollars he lives in opulence, with the email addresses he trades 21st Century gold: data – ploughing his well sieved databases of prime gullible audience to the highest bidders in whichever market they know you’re ripe for.

It’s a dirty trade. Its hollow and shallow, with a raw superfood con cherry on top. I just cant see the merit it in, at a time when humanity is on brink of going stark raving mad about ‘fakery’ and deception, and the ecosystem is on the brink.. this hardly seems a fitting endeavour for a ‘guru’ who wants to be seen as a spiritual leader. Or am I confused?

I’d love for an actual surfer to turn up in this town, or a nice, decent ordinary man who has made his own way in the world and knows how to hammer a nail, flip a burger and get on with living life instead of just squeezing every last dram of a dollar out of it. The ones who aren’t on the make here, in sad new gringoland, are hopeless megalomaniacs, in general, who are never seen to be chatting with the locals, or walking or riding in the hills… so what the hell are they doing here, really?

These expatriating health-industry folk have more impact than you’d think. They’ve infested the planet from Ecuador to Ko Samui, trading in weight loss, NLP, berries, yoga, ibogane, plant magic, Tantra… whatever they can flog for at least a %1000 profit, and gain a cult following with as well. They are succeeding, not so much because they are clever, but because they have huge lists for online marketing, and the feeble trust of thousands of lost souls. And because they are ruthless about combining their online forces, then shafting each other for the spoils.. that’s you Matt Monarch, and you, David Wolfe, and you… Kacper. Yes, you.

People like Matt Monarch, and the health ranger dude, (Mike Adams) while yelling and screaming fit to curdle their own livers about the evils of fluoride, or pharmaceuticals, or the food industry, made Fortunes, deliberately, and often illegally, out of selling alternatives they invented out of thin air to the people they had frightened.

In one case, Kacper Postawski, who lets it be known he made his millions (but not how it was from some kind of online book about ‘tomatoes’, and then skimming the fat off the notorious trade of a toxic potion called Adya Clarity, touted as the most important healing tonic in the world, and then found to be horrendously toxic and dangerous)…. boasts continually in this microscopic little town about how grotesquely rich he is. He lures the crusading American pilgrims into his lair with promises of financial gifts, spends a good deal of his time warning folks about the corruption and fraud of the ruling elite, the evils of hostile aliens harvesting human energy for their dastardly plots, and fishing for healing products he can promote to his list, then letting the big fat no care, no responsibility dollars tick over. Kacper is famous for being hit on the shin by a reversing taxi here in town this summer, and claiming to have died and been illuminated, selling his great wisdom at http://www.silentfurnace.com

Between deaths, marketing adventures and all this bullshit, he  rents a mansion on the rapidly gentrifying slopes of the gorgeous Andean village for $3,000 a month, when the going rate for luxury accommodation is $500 – $800 at most. He is busy ‘positioning himself’ as an enlightened guru who will guide you out of despair and suffering at the end of the world this December, for a price of about $400 online.

He is all about bunkers, survival and shoot to kill membership pacts for his ‘new earth’ post Apocalypse clique.

More than one person has commented here that if Kacper were able to find it in himself to rent a house at even half that flatulent and narcissistic price in Ecuador, he could use the rest of the money to actually change real people’s lives – the people who live next door to him, for example, who earn less than $180 a month working 10-hour days for the gringos as maids and builders and electricians. Or the artisan family here whose baby died a month ago because the hospital would not admit them for care because they appeared to be unable to foot the bill.

Whatever. These people are not the only ones exploiting the benefits of this undeveloped hamlet, stuffing it up forever, and destroying the community that has existed in it for generations, but is invisible to the inflamed gringos, mainly.

Baby boomers afeared of the dread loneliness and isolation of retired life in the West are here, drinking their money and spying openly on the pretty girls. Divorcees with bad botox and cash dollar are here, looking to install themselves as Queens of the Domain, helping all the poor Ecuadorians, and showing them the light of Feminism and organic broccoli and the delights and joy of an entrepreneurial life… completely, hopelessly, pathetically oblivious to the delicate threads of the culture they are unpicking with their inspirational leadership.

Ex-US Marines are here, with their rage and their cheques. Aging hippies, with their half-baked ideas; gun freaks who hide away in the hills with their trembling fists and their shiny new weapons, advertising on facebook the sale of cheap crossbows, and how they are the real heroes of our times, who will shoot to kill if they face any kind of trouble on their land, in Ecuador. Hellllloooooo?

There are all kinds of losers, basically, who see it as a place to make BIG cash dollar on land, build private empires where they can be emperors in their synthetic drawstring pants, hide from a potential war while creating their own mini one, launched from their luxury villas and private bunkers, all stocked up with the 38 items you must horde before the End of the World… and lifestylers who can’t afford (or don’t get invited) to the best parties on Maui.

The others, presumably either more sensible, or more scary… hide away in the hills. You don’t see more than 80% of the rest of the gringo population of this valley, which is estimated to be about 1,500 people. They hide. And I don’t blame them.

Recent disturbances in the Middle Class insecurity blanket, especially in the USA (and likely, actually, because of the USA) have caused what appears to me to be the most heinous act of colonisation of fertile Southern American nations since the Conquistadors. And a more ruthless, stupid, dominating, insidious force for destruction of peace and culture in the world I doubt you could convince me of.

Americans, once mocked for their myopic view of the planet, and failure to explore except for franchise opportunities, have recently been applying for passports at a rate ten times higher than any other time in their history. Americans are leaving. In droves. It’s a mass migration. No kidding.

The New Vilcabambanites, overwhelmingly American (in every way) can, much to their disdain, be pretty easily type-cast. Even their compatriots, Americans who sniffed out Vilcabamba as a potential new homeland (by surfing online, and not by doing any actual bothersome traveling, unfortunately, because that would surely have weeded more than half of them out), then snorted fiercely before stomping back to Cuenca, classify the American Vilcabimbos in two ways, as I was told at a party recently by a woman from Florida;

“they are either disgusting hippies in those horrendous long skirts, with filthy hair, or useless acid-victims on government pensions looking to be top of the dung heap”.

That’s simplifying things, but it will do.

You can see, outside the Vilcabamba Juice Bar, any day of the week (except closing day, Monday, when the town falls into a depression and settles into facebook disputes and de-friending frenzies to bide the excruciating time) an excellent cross-section of the folks who broadcast that they are here in a brave crusade to create a New Reality on Earth in these sad and changing times, building visions of a New Age, striving for love and peace and purity, and risking all to build true community, despite the corporate greedheads and all those dreadful other people who have made such a mess of it.

When they’re not spouting off their enamel-corroding rhetoric, they’re usually involved in vicious little spats concerning popularity or money, or obsessively proving to themselves that even at 60ish, being fat and ugly and gross and loud, they can still pull a woman, any woman, if they can let it be known that they own real estate.

On regular occasions you might see an actual fight. Or a hissy fit. In such cases, even if the aggressor is an ex-Marine on a government pension attacking a hapless writer with a small orphaned dog in her arms, you can be confident that none of the courageous world-changers will do a thing about it. They will not leave their detoxifying superfood smoothies unattended for one moment.

Instead, they will say that communication drums installed nearby are messing with their ‘frequencies’ and making them agitated.

In Vilcabamba, if you are a bitch, or abusive, or mean-spirited or fat, cowardly and alcoholic, you can blame it happily on these drums, or on aliens, or on the government.

That is considered perfectly normal.

Or, they might be colouring in an A4 advertisement to place on the noticeboard, saying how they are manifesting their dream house.

Here in the remote Andean wilds of Ecuador, dream houses ain’t what they used to be. As the Middle Class colonisers sweep in with their Trust Funds in swaddling, terrified that their free rides should dwindle in any way should there be trouble in America, and other hordes on counterfeit pensions from the States and Canada, and raw food millionaires, with their grey skin and their evil empires swelling and farting and sucking the helpless into their vortexes of fear and privilege, dream houses have become quite specific.

According to one hand drawn ad, placed by a recent arrival feathering her nest here after so much fun in the Hawaii real estate scramble, a dream house in Ecuador (still among one of the world’s poorest nations) should have a full size bath with 24/7 hot water, fully equipped kitchen, cathedral ceilings, wooden floors, landscaped gardens, water features, domestic help (no more than $2.50ph, thanks) and sweeping views in all directions, with absolute privacy essential!

Meanwhile, to the hedonistic gringo world-changers, the impact of all of this on the actual people who built this town are largely invisible. Unless they can build an NGO on their backs.

Not long ago a local farmer killed himself in the valley. His death may or may not have been part of this story…

but it is a fact that all over the world, even in Australia, the States, and India,  (where research shows 16000 farmers suicided in the 16 years toward 2017) farmers are killing themselves because of the massive, terminal upheavals in land ownership and crop fashions.

In South America entire tribes are threatening to be the instigators of their own extinction through mass suicides, rather than let Big Oil and the World Bank destroy them less visibly as they chunder up their land and all the rites, wonders, meaning, belonging and legends that live within it.

Those of us in less united cultures feel these devastations alone, without counsel, and the death of every farmer by his own hand because of poverty, development or forced cultural atrophy should be seen as a crime against all of our rights to cultivate a life and a spiritual home on the Earth, our Mother, our birthplace, our home…. and the enemy is just as likely to be a dream house hunter as a bloody oil company! get with it!!!

In Bali, rice farmers have started suiciding at an alarming rate as the wine bars and the luxury villas go in, and sustainable lifestyles of the Earth carers go out.

So, this farmer in Vilcabamba died, and I was fascinated to note that his story, which I don’t think even included his name, was used by a foreign permaculturalist living here as evidence against the use of pesticides. He had, apparently died by drinking a half cup of farm chemicals, and this was, she wrote, concrete evidence of the dangers of non-organic farming.

Which is a bit like saying, when the U’wa tribe threaten to commit mass genocide by jumping from their own sacred waterfall before they are exterminated by oil development contaminating their land, that this is clear evidence of the dangers of having sacred waterfalls.

Which is a bit like saying, hey! those bad guys in the media and the government and the military, in engineering and science and medicine have messed the whole world up with their cunning, evil plots, there might be a war on… it’s not safe in the States!

So let’s all move to Vilcabamba and start a better community by eradicating or just ignoring the one that’s already in place, and putting me at the head, (because I’ve got the cash for the land) and lets allow everybody whose white, or cashed up, or useful for our purposes to just do their own thing, no matter who they bully or betray, ’cause they’ve all got their pensions and they are all worthy aspects of the divine, and you know, let’s make sure we have guns as well, and bunkers, in case any ‘bad guys’ come after us… the Ecuadorians are unpredictable, you know…

25 thoughts on “Evilcabamba Diary 1

  1. What’s that line, “call someplace paradise and you can kiss it goodbye”. Sounds like you are fighting the good fight Cowgirl. What now? Keep on kickin’ or move on?

  2. Thank you so much for that…I both smiled/laughed and felt deeply for what you wrote and described so honestly…thanks for your posts…keep on rocking and making our world rock.

  3. Is it important to you that an observer gives themselves 50 lashes everytime they see something disappointing in the world outside them?
    I think we’re all past having to bash ourselves up in order to make comment on our world.

  4. I don’t live there, I write there.. it’s like asking why Nelson Mandela hangs around in South Africa. Sometimes it takes people to persist in pointing out that there is an obvious problem before injustice, stupidity and violence get addressed.
    Anyhow.. because I would rather write poetry than satire I have left town for now, and am delighted to be far, far away.

  5. Having lived here a decade…and watched this happen,Would just like to say that your analysis is spot on…..

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  7. Hello Cowgirl :
    I happen to have stayed in Yelapa (near Vallarta, Mexico) and there seem to be some commonalities with Vilcabamba here; besides do you know Montanita (Ecuador)-so called “hippie mecca” too- and can you give me eventually your opinion on the place ?

  8. My my . The writing style is readable and having lived in Vilca off and on since 2006 ( last there april 2011 , looks like i got out just in time ) i somewhat agree with your POV . However , not exactly fairly balanced . And what do you have against alcoholics ? I mean being a cynic and all ?

  9. You are an incredible writer. That was a pretty hefty read but I barely noticed until I had finished.

    I’m a twenty-one year old who visited Vilcabamba two years ago. I had a very weird experience as I got into a relationship with a local guy but had my fair share of interactions with the ex-pats. I would say 80% of them were hypocritical assholes with no regard for the locals, while the other 20% were so enamored by the idea of finding peace that they seemed to sacrifice their voice in order to convince themselves that Vilcabamba was “perfect.” I don’t mind the latter, I just feel badly for their unrealized dreams.

    But it is absolutely disgusting how the former have actively destroyed what was once a pleasant place. My boyfriend had a motorcycle and we rode up to this locally-owned hostel one day. I speak Spanish fluently; however, I often find that it’s hard to understand complex emotions in a second language. Yet, when I observed the look on the owner’s face as Pablo brought up how he was “sorry that they needed to sell.” I saw blatant desperation and anger. It was like the expression that the indigenous woman wore when she told me about how she could not afford Quinoa anymore.

    I absolutely loath those people. The town is flooding with dirty, creepy, old men who down Viagra because they’ve done too many lines and too many shots. It’s flooding with dirty, creepy, old women, too.

    What I noticed was that the hostel I was staying at (Izhcayluma) was a haven. Not because it wasn’t affected by the recent migration of d-bags, but because I didn’t have to deal with anyone shouting conspiracy theories in my ear and calling me “sweetheart” if I protested. At night I would sit with other young backpackers around a bonfire, sharing a handle of Abuelo rum and observing our place as “foreigners passing through” not “transplants who deserved to exploit the natives.” I also stayed at Rumo Wilco. The Argentinian couple who run that place are saints. They are knowledgeable about the land they live in. They conserve it and offer simple cabins with no electricity to those who wish to experience the wilderness of Southern Ecuador. They are not criminals. One thing I particularly admired was their sign that read “No San Pedro.”

    One thing I am confident of, is that the natives will rebel. They have protested against governments and regimes, a group of weak-minded gringos will not stop them. They are the underlying foundation of Vilcabamba, and as soon as the shit hits the fan- they will stop working and farming for the ex-pats.

    Please keep writing. You have valuable work to do there and they really need a journalist to shed light on the darkness that is occurring. (You should speak with the locals and try to make contact with alternative media sources in the capital that focus on progression and human rights.) Also, keep a video camera with you and grab footage of the 60-year-old men hitting on inebriated Ecuadorian girls who barely look like they can drink legally.

  10. I admire your passion for pointing out what has become a very toxic trend of migrating westerners (As you mentioned, mostly Americans and Canadians), who exploit the land and people of their newly settled “paradise”. I’m an American expat living on a small Caribbean island and I’ve been watching it deteriorate due to this exact mentality for almost a decade. It’s appalling to watch, like a plague of locusts descending on something you love and have nurtured, only to watch it be ravaged. I’m active in our local community here and while my husband and I are traveling to Ecuador in the spring, we are also looking to move away from our Caribbean home. We aren’t rich, old, rejects without careers from our own country and aren’t looking to exploit anyone, but we also can’t tolerate the lifestyle and mentality of the people in our home country. It’s a toxin that has spread to other places, unfortunately. I can’t even fathom moving to a place…ANY place….without respect to local customs, language, their people and most importantly, the land itself.

    So my question is this….

    With your experience as a fellow expat living in multiple countries, what do you suggest as a solution to this growing problem of predatory pioneers in search of their own personal Shangri-la?

    What are some of your own community outreach and contribution efforts that would set an example for migrating foreigners? Let’s face it, people aren’t going to just “go away”, so let’s address this problem realistically.

    I thank you for your insights.

  11. I’m not Passion Fruit Cowgirl but I have a response to your question. I am currently preparing for trip from Mexico to Argentina in October. I’m a musician and my ultimate goal is to set up a route for other foreign musicians to circulate through Latin America. After living down there for a couple of years during high school, I realized that there are a lot of amazing travelers/settlers, but just as many awful ones. I think that what makes an awful traveler is 1.) They do not care to connect with the local people, even though they adamantly claim they do. 2.) They take away from locals (whether it is economically, culturally, politically, etc.) and 3.) They are looking to escape from whatever thing burdens them, instead of learning how to adapt or heal.

    For me, music is my answer because I play- and I see it as a way to provide cultural mingling instead of creating these odd two-state situations that are developing in areas like Vilcabamba. It connects, it is something everyone has in common and is able to build upon or support. I think, just as these towns have governments, the expat community needs leaders as well, otherwise we’re all just floating in some limbo where the law doesn’t apply to us. It’s the lack of control that allows parasitical tourists to thrive without any consequence.

    I propose that in whatever town you happen to settle down in, you build roots fast. Be a representative for the people, build a community of foreigners who care and make sure that you collectively work with the locals to figure out some infrastructure that will ensure peace.

  12. I visited a very sleepy, undeveloped Vilcabamba in 1993, and something inexplicably magical happened the day I arrived (stone cold sober in the afternoon). The veil is so thin there! And the sunsets gorgeous. I am sad to hear what has happened and hope for a positive shift in the town’s future.

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